Beans, beans, good for the heart......

I went round to a friend the other night, she's a vegetarian so she cooked up a stew consisting of nothing but beans and the sort. Baked beans, lentils, chick peas, mung beans, you name it, it was in there. Throw in a bit of pasta and hey presto. Actually it was rather nice but if you're looking for a natural alternative to colonic irrigation then Christ on a bike I've found it. I've spent more time contemplating the mysteries of the universe between wipes in one day than over a whole week thanks to that dinner.

Want to be the fastest draw in the Western world ? Eat mung beans and you can shoot them out your ass faster than a mini-gun. Take out whole armies in one sticky go.

Being a vegetarian means becoming a lethal adversary. Choose your weapon wisely…..